Vaxman - Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs by Phil Valentine Show published on 2021-06-21T19:35:25Z Song parody of Taxman by The Beatles. Vaxman by Phil Valentine & The Heartthrobs. Additional lyrics by Phil Valentine Vaxman lyrics Let me tell you how it will be. And I don’t care if you agree, ‘Cause I’m the Vaxman. Yeah, I’m the Vaxman. If you don’t like me coming ‘round Be thankful I don’t hold you down. ‘Cause I’m the Vaxman. Yeah, I’m the Vaxman. If you try to cry I’ll block your tweet. If you ask me why I’ll block your street. If you try to fly I’ll block your flight. If you try to lie I’ll take your rights. Vaxman. ‘Cause I’m the Vaxman. Yeah, I’m the Vaxman. And you’re living for no one but me. Vaxman. Genre Comedy Comment by Greg Brezina At least McCartney can’t sue him for this now. 2023-01-25T17:19:35Z Comment by The Bath Gnome Sweet justice. Proving Karma does work! What a muppet? No sympathy whatsoever. 2022-01-03T09:43:52Z Comment by Daniel Rainey Forrester Dude, nobody in his circles has taken this down. jeeesus 2022-01-01T17:12:39Z Comment by Paco84 Irony at its finest. 2021-12-22T16:20:42Z Comment by EuropeanMapping lol 2021-10-08T02:41:28Z Comment by Andres98 The irony of this motherfucker! ! Hkward Stern was laughing his ass!! Its very difdicult to feel any kind of sympathy dor this types of asshole! Hey, its survival of the fittest and this motherfucker lost! 2021-10-03T18:48:36Z Comment by KatOvo What shoes he got on in his casket? : ) 2021-09-24T17:54:37Z Comment by MJACK83 Dude should've got the vax, man... 2021-09-21T12:01:49Z Comment by skisi Smocking on that pack bozo 😼 2021-09-03T00:49:51Z Comment by L I L B I T C H M A N E I hope his family is heartbroken by HIS decisions. Rot in hell. A real man would have done what was needed to stay alive. 2021-09-02T12:55:15Z Comment by Barber Karma 2021-08-25T19:54:07Z Comment by vegivamp Next song “Dead man” 2021-08-24T19:29:52Z Comment by User 447130316 Here's to you, Phil, "My Funny Valentine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L6McXcyBg8 2021-08-23T18:18:42Z Comment by Meatleg Hey Heartthrobs, for your next cover, can you do "Another One Bites The Dust"? I have had that song running though my head nonstop for some reason lately... 2021-08-23T09:13:39Z Comment by Jesus Christ Let me tell you how it will be. And I don’t care if you agree, ‘Cause I’m the Deadman. Yeah, I’m the Deadman. If you don’t like me coming ‘round Be thankful I don’t hold you down. ‘Cause I’m the Deadman. Yeah, I’m the Deadman. If you try to cry I’ll block your tweet. If you ask me why I’ll block your street. If you try to fly I’ll block your flight. If you try to lie I’ll take your rights. Deadman. ‘Cause I’m the Deadman. Yeah, I’m the Deadman. And you’re living for no one but me. Deadman. 2021-08-22T15:40:17Z Comment by Jesus Christ It is I, Jesus Christ, my child. I wanted to let you know: you fucked up. 2021-08-22T15:37:57Z Comment by rodyankov Killer material. 2021-08-22T15:23:46Z Comment by Euphenism Dude is dead af now 2021-08-22T14:59:44Z Comment by Deesing cant wait for the next funny song u write! 2021-08-22T14:18:24Z Comment by JimmyMc You're f%^king dead now, you f%&king idiot. I'd feel bad, but I think you don't deserve it. RIP (in pieces) 2021-08-22T13:51:00Z Comment by dangerbird Hey, can you guys please stop teasing Phil? Now all he does down here is cry and it's really starting to get annoying. Thank you -Satan 2021-08-22T13:42:00Z Comment by cloudburst.exe Comedy is a dying art. Now tragedy, that's funny! 2021-08-22T12:14:18Z Comment by user742334029 L 2021-08-22T11:59:39Z Comment by Bashar3A That did not age well 2021-08-22T11:37:04Z Comment by Beeswacs Hindsight 20/20 ay phil? 2021-08-22T11:31:31Z Comment by Orpeo Natural selection. 2021-08-22T10:50:37Z Comment by User 303584999 Sometimes the reality writes the best comedy. 2021-08-22T10:22:41Z Comment by DropsTheMikle Phil, your death will not be in vain. Tons of people listened to you and choose to deny any and all warnings and facts. I can only hope that, as you so much desired, they follow the same path you did. May all of your listeners truly believe in your teachings and continue off of the same cliff. RIP LEGEND 2021-08-22T07:53:15Z Comment by Dallas Edwards oh man this is so funny when you gonna do another song to own the libs phil 2021-08-22T06:53:07Z Comment by SUN_RA Wow shit song, anyways here's a recipe for Cloud Bread, Ingredients 3 egg whites 30 g sugar 10 g corn starch. Preheat oven to 350˚F In a mixing bowl add 10 grams of corn starch and 30 grams of sugar. Separate the egg whites. Using a hand mixer beat the egg whites until frothy. You can also use a hand whisk for this step. Slowly incorporate sugar, followed by the corn starch. It should start getting frothy and bubbly. Beat until it forms stiff peaks. To make it blue add one drop of blue food coloring. I used McCormick's Neon Blue. Line a baking tray with parchment paper. Mound the meringue onto the parchment paper and lightly flatten the top. Bake for 25 minutes. 🍞 2021-08-22T05:50:31Z